Monday, 31 July 2023
Plutocracy: The Lords of Wealth and Death
Saturday, 29 July 2023
Wednesday, 26 July 2023
Death Waits in the Darkness
Deep down in the darkness, far below the blood-stained sand of the arena, a terrifying leviathan tests its restraints for the hundredth time. Well over thirty feet in length from its wide, tooth-filled muzzle to tapered tail-tip, it's bound chest down, flat to the ground by over a dozen heavy, iron chains. Heaving upward, the heavily muscled reptilian beast tries again to push up off of the hard stone floor. Straining its relatively small arms but mighty legs, its sabre-like claws scrape thick grooves into the cold rock but fail to find sufficient purchase to overcome the protesting chains. After thrashing back and forth and bellowing in rage and frustration, the stubborn creature temporarily settles back to its angry seething.
This wasn't how it was meant to be. He was Golgotha; Tyrant king! Descended from a long line of gore and glory. His sire Satanus was the undisputed pack leader, until he brutally wrestled that leadership for his own! His grandmother was Old-One-Eye herself!
The little fleshy creatures had swarmed him and snared him with their chains and magic but he'd have his revenge. He could smell them now, just out of reach, but every one of them would eventually feel the sharp edges of his teeth. Salivating at the thought of it, warm drool pours from his mighty jaw and pools onto the cold ground beneath him.
He would kill them all and he would savour every bite.
Saturday, 22 July 2023
Wednesday, 19 July 2023
The Bad, the Worse and the Ugly
The three men stand in a line opposite the gigantic, blood red scorpion. Although, flatter and wider, it has to be bigger than a horse! It's multiple bead-like eyes reflect the three suns currently overhead, its pincers and mandibles snap eagerly and its articulated, vicious looking, poison-filled stinger is already poised ready to strike.
The creature's currently held in place by two thick chains, held taught on either side but as soon as the second trumpet sounds, it'll be released.
Barbella shifts nervously in the sand. He's swapped his chainmail for a lighter chain shirt but he's still sweltering.
"What do we do? Where should I stab it?"
Henshaw looks down at his recently acquired, magically enhanced shield before answering.
"Honestly? I think we're probably going to die."
Doberman looks up at both of them with his big, dumb face.
"Don't worry. I squish the big bug good."
At the sound of the second trumpet blast and the subsequent clunk of the arachnid creatures manacles releasing, Henshaw shrugs.
"Well, it's been good knowing you boys."
Saturday, 15 July 2023
Don't Wanna be... All by Myself!
Thursday, 13 July 2023
Tuesday, 11 July 2023
Back in the Green
Unsquinting his eyes for the first time in an hour, the chestnut coated Centaur circles around, trying to get his bearings. He's back in the Fey wilds but astonishingly, exactly where he was. Despite running for the best part of an hour, he's travelled nowhere, not even a hoofstep in his own world!
Tossing his head in disbelief, Tsigane finds the nearest pool, wades straight in and immerses himself completely. The cool water stings his sun blistered skin but after the initial bite, it soothes him. It'll take a few days, but he'll be fine. Gulping down on the water between chokes, The centaur thinks of his Father. He wouldn't yet know that his son was missing, let alone settled their debt with the Goddess of the Pool.
Smiling broadly, Tsigane shouts out to the bright blue sky through the green canopy.
"Our blood debt is paid and I still live!"
Rolling to his four feet, the Centaur clambers out of the water and heads back to his camp. Rozinante must be told and Estrid must be updated of her Champions... Progress?
Saturday, 8 July 2023
Talking Man-Horse Sense
Despite his substantial weight, the thick-set, four-footed Tsigane manages to keep track of the faster desert horsemen and then later, keep pace at a safe distance, with their slower wagon.
Rifkin has managed to heal his own, hoof inflicted wounds and is still clinging to the mighty Centaurs back, but he knows that this solution is just a temporary one. The Goddess; Estrid had been quite clear about the abilities and conditions of the magical charm bracelet.
'You can summon any of the four creatures on the charm bracelet. Anywhere and at anytime but they will only be able to stay with you for a single hour and can never be summoned again.'
Awkwardly patting his sturdy Centaur companion’s bottom, Rifkin requests that Tsigane stop and let him down.
"Don't worry Barely-elf, I'm not done yet."
Regardless though, it's getting close to the hour and the sweating Centaur is glad of the break.
Using his remaining few minutes, Tsigane uncorks his full water-skin and takes just a sip before (despite the blistering heat and his sunburned shoulders) offering the remainder to the protesting Rifkin, along with some fruit from his satchel.
"From what you say, you're still at least two more days from Valdez city and there'll be no sand cloud or tracks to follow soon. You'll need every drop of water you have, but I'll be fine, safe back in a cool forest glade. I can rest in the shade for as long as I need and drink my fill from the crystal clear pools there."
Gratefully accepting the gift of food and water, Rifkin drinks and eats as he watches Tsigane pointing to the three suns and listens to him explaining which way to head.
Then, as if fading like a mirage in the harsh sun, the Centaur disappears, leaving the delicate skinned Bard to strain his pointed ears at Tsigane's rich baritone goodbye...
"Good luck fair Bard. I fear you're going to need it!"
Staring for a moment at the space left behind, the well dressed Bard slings his mandolin over his shoulder and presses on... Unprotected and all alone.
Thursday, 6 July 2023
Experience of the Arena... So Far
Assif requested another experience posting and although, you've only had three combat encounters (One of them unsuccessful) since the Oasis zombie battle, I'm happy to comply.
Fortu: 18,873xp (6th)
Arowe: 18,818xp (6th)
Rifkin: 11,164xp (5th)
(This includes in-game clever idea and all the Orange Inn 'Comments' and 'Posts' bonuses.)
Tuesday, 4 July 2023
Gladiator Purse
When you return to the post-bout changing room, you find three large wicker baskets as before. Each with your name on an attached tag.
All of your equipment and gold you left in the prep room is already neatly stored there along with a second coin purse. the first one had contained 50gp but this one is fatter. Inside is 100gp!
Arowe: +150gp
Liga Burr: +150gp
Fortu: +150gp
Magic
Monday, 3 July 2023
Game Date: July… Again!
Scott has spoken and we have all agreed-ish.
Next Session:
Saturday the 29th of July.
Exactly four weeks between games.
I should be fine as Assif was right and we only got through two combat encounters last time. So loads written but unmet so far.
Not sure where the time zone is currently in Oz but I’m still assuming morning for the UKers and evening for Scott.
Will the Party escape or get eaten by Golgotha?!
Sunday, 2 July 2023
From Rifkin with Love
Be not afraid my Halfling friend. I'm currently working on a cunning plan to get you, Arowe and Fortu out... (and Mir Hundur too).
Do your very best to survive your next bout and then, make some excuse to stay in the 'post-prep' area. Regardless of what the guards say, delay as long as possible.
I have recently learned that your capturer, the Wizard Moody, has bribed the arena masters to ensure that you won't survive your third bout. Apparently, IF you survive your second bout, your final opponent is to be a terrible beast. A monster, thirty feet tall, with a ginormous jaw full of razor-sharp teeth, each one longer than Fortu is tall! I'm not certain what this leviathan is exactly but the people call it: 'Golgotha: Son of Satanus. Grandson of Old One-eye'!
Wait for my signal and we'll make our escape!
Warm Regards,
Your loyal friend,
Rifkin.
xxx
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