Sunday, 3 May 2026

Slim to No Chance

Stopped mid-combat, mid-river crossing on the big (now leaking and smouldering) barge; the Spinning Jenny, the odds seem to be dipping in the Party’s favour, despite Liga Bur floundering in the river with only a few fish-finger’s of HPs remaining.

Captain Lynchin and his four Zinerian guards have (surprisingly) managed to defeat the invisible, backstabbing Assassins on the Cottis side of the river and secure the chain-ratchet wheel. Poor ferryman Rod was killed though.

Armoured Banaal’s stuck on the boat with Rifkin, Jane, Ringo, Chape and Locket and all the dogs, mules and horses, but his back-looking vantage point and evil targeting spells gave Captain Lynchin and his men the advantage they needed.

On the Agentian bank though, Fortu has just emerged from the water and already cut down one of the Assassins on that side. Only nine more to go, plus their old-man leader. The old man leader who somehow managed to slip out of the effects of Liga Bur’s flaming blast!

From a conversation I’ve seen on another thread, I’m guessing this is going to be an absolute bust, but just to confirm, please check the possible dates below…

May options

Saturday the 23rd

Sunday the 24th

Saturday the 30th

Sunday the 31st

June options

Saturday the 6th

Sunday the 7th

Saturday the 13th

Sunday the 14th

Saturday the 20th

Sunday the 21st

Saturday the 27th

Sunday the 28th

All 9am starts.

Overworked, overstretched and overwhelmed Scott has spoken and the possible dates whittled down to just two. As I, the mighty DM get the final decision; the 7th of June it is. I don’t know why, but I just like Sundays!

10 comments:

  1. ah the fish-finger's of health is a classic.
    I'm free all but 20th/21st June

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    1. My pre-adolescent mind was forever warped by reading way too many Bash Street Beano comics when I was just a wee bairn and unfortunately, there’s no cure. :S

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  2. I can make all the dates except the last weekend in may.

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    1. Apparently looking good but I just know that busy Scott’s going to scupper us

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  3. Actually can't do 23/24th now

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    1. So that’s May gone and June unlikely…

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  4. Right, sorry. It's taken me ages to get diaries aligned.

    Dates I can do are:
    - 6 / 7 June
    And that's it 🤣

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  5. So, are we locked in for a date?

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