Friday, 30 June 2023
Saturday, 24 June 2023
Three Mantis and a Beetle
The Party's main priority though, are their three opponents, who already occupy the space about 80', directly opposite them. Three four-armed bipedal creatures, unarmoured in the normal sense, they're large, insect-like creatures with obvious, hard outer carapaces and bulging eyes. They're all standing in front of a massive armoured creature that resembles a gigantic, dun-brown Pill-bug. An armoured bug bigger than four horses combined!
Thursday, 22 June 2023
Lets die another day
Taking in the arena and his opponents Fortu sees several potential outcomes.
He sees the large ridden bug charging across the level sand and just like the desert ponies crashing into him and knocking him to the ground. The other two could then target the exposed Arowe. As the bug tramples the prone Fortu the others would make short work of the lithe but lesser armoured Arowe. It would then be 3 verses the courageous Liga Bur and Mir Hunder.
A better scenario would be if the nimble halfling and his mount draw the large riding bug aside. Liga Bur riding evasively would keep the bug occupied while Fortu would move to stand slightly in front of Arowe to screen him from the footbugs. Signalling, for Arowes eyes only, Fortu would lean slightly to offer the goldeneyed archer a view to kill. With Fortu fighting defensively Arowe would have a licence to kill from a slightly protected position.
The sand would run red or green or possibly yellow with the ichor of their opponents.
Live and not Die
As Fortu faces off against the four chitinous creatures he almost buckles.
The suns glinting off their crescent spears, the baying of the blood hungry crowd takes him back to his worst days of being a slave to the pits. Days that he thought long behind him of fighting for the pleasure of others, of living and dying at the whim of 'owners'. Tears fall from his squinting eyes and his sword starts to slip from sweating trembling fingers. As his head begins to bow he notices the other shadows beside his own, the shadows of his friends. He realises that he now has so much more to live and fight for.
Bending a knee he thrust his hand in the hot sand, to dry his clammy hand, then standing to his full height he roars his defiance to the crowd and his opponents "I am Fortu and I will not die today"
Of Orcs and Men
Tuesday, 20 June 2023
Monday, 19 June 2023
The Results of Whackeem's 'Generosity'
Saturday, 17 June 2023
Don't Drink, Don't Smoke; What do you do?
After failing to seduce the heavily scarred but strapping pit-fighter, the raven haired Tanita settles for comforting the young man instead. The rejection was a surprise and, considering his broad shoulders and six-pack abs, a little disappointing.
Flicking back her hair, she casually admires herself in the burnished mirror of Fortu's cell. The reflection in the warm candlelight is flattering but not deceptively so.
"Still beautiful", she smiles to herself.
They sleep spooned together in the comfortable single-and-a-half bed until they're awoken in the morning with a sharing tray of warm sultana porridge, fruit juice, flatbread and bacon. It's an ideal breakfast. Not so much as to slow down his metabolism but enough to maximise his energy for what is sure to be a brutal encounter.
As Fortu is called to the 'Prep' area, Tanita wipes the last crumbs off her stoic warriors stubbled chin and smiles up at him warmly...
"See you later, Gladiator!"
Friday, 16 June 2023
When the Tough get Going
"The call!"
It was fortunate he was at the start of a hunt, with his heavy bow in hand, a quiver full of his thick arrows and a small holdall containing a water-skin and food supplies. With a momentary glance around at the cool green woodland he may never see again, Tsigane snaps the leather cord, grasps the charm in his meaty hand and wills it to answer the summons.
After a disconcerting moment, where reality seems to shift and melt under his four hooves, Tsigane feels a prickly heat burn into his naked shoulders and he's forced to shield his eyes from the sudden yellow brightness.
Squinting through the haze, he finds himself in the centre of a frenetic battle with men and horses on all sides. He's arrived just in time to see the armoured Human; Fortu collapse, as if chopped down by an unseen axe. The only people he recognises still on their feet are the two Elves; Arowe and the nearby Rifkin.
Arowe is almost immediately barged and buried under a quartet of those beautiful horses but the bloodied Rifkin stretches up his hand.
"Quick! Get us out of here!"
Yanking the lightweight Rifkin onto his back, Tsigane gallops off, away from the melee as fast as he's able on the shifting sand. Sweat's already pouring off his muscled human torso and a white salty lather covers his chestnut coat. He's not built for this environment, he's too heavy and while carrying Rifkn, he won't be able to maintain this pace for long...
Luckily for them, they're not pursued and, when a safe distance is put between them, the puffing Tsigane slows to a trot before stopping and helping Rifkin down.
"Where are we, who were they, what do you want to do and how can I help?"
Wednesday, 14 June 2023
Knights in White Satin
"You said that they didn't have any Magicians but the one that got away was clearly a Bard."
Moody sneers.
"Bards don't count."
Nostrils' flaring slightly, Khalil risks annoying his employer.
"He summoned a Centaur!"
The seasoned Khalil had cautioned Moody against this attack. He'd considered the Party of adventurers too big. Nine men against seven wasn't good enough odds, even with their well trained horses and home/desert advantage. The flint-eyed Enchanter had insisted though. He'd been furious about the death of his falcon and was going to take his revenge on the Elf regardless.
Fortune though, had smiled upon them. Only three of their opponents had attacked at range and all of them had targeted the magically protected Moody, rather than his riders. All but the Bard and the Halfling had arranged themselves in a single spread out line and, with the exception of the Halfling Dog-rider, they'd just waited to be attacked. They didn't organise themselves into human barriers to prevent horse barges or jumps. They even failed to exploit the three large, dozing camels to break up direct charges.
Only one of the group surprised them. The Halfling, riding the big dog, broke to the side and rushed up their flank, avoiding his men and horses and taking the fight direct to the Wizard. It was fortunate for Moody that he came alone and chose arrows rather than sword.
Ultimately though, their well practiced tactics had been successful, with Moody's charms sending all but the Elves to sleep. The Bard conjured a very powerful looking Centaur and managed to escape over the dunes but the Archer was snared in a net, dragged across the sand and hoof-stomped to unconsciousness.
Khalil had considered giving chase to the Bard but ironically, for their intended entertainment, his type weren't much in demand.
Saturday, 10 June 2023
Moody's Blues
"By the gods of all three suns, I swear to you Tan-hew-mon, we shall have our revenge!"
Having initially been summoned by the indigenous desert nomads, their magical red mist flare, streaming back to the Slaver's guild in Valdez, they'd encountered a lone camel rider in the desert, who pointed him in the right direction. A strange, armoured man who possessed a hawk similar to his own.
Finally, after four days hunting, Tan-hew-mon found them enjoying the hospitality of a travelling merchant in an oasis a mere two days from the city. No need to risk an unnecessary confrontation with the vendor and his guards though.
Unfortunately, early next morning, the Elven archer in the group, spotted the predatory bird circling high above them. High but not high enough. Moody, while gazing through the eyes of his falcon, saw the arrow fly straight towards him/Tan-hew-mon. He felt his familiar bank to the left in panic but it was too late!
Pierced through its heart, the dead raptor spiralled down and, even as their spirit connection was severed, Moody felt a pang in the centre of his very being. Much worse than mere grief, a sliver of his soul was lost. But that pain quickly transformed into anger.
Leaving the caged wagon and its riders behind, the dark eyed Wizard leads his eight horsemen on an intercept course with the accursed group. They travel at speed now atop their beautiful desert horses, making no attempt at stealth, with the hot sand kicked up high in the arid air behind them.
As soon as they're within sight however, Moody signals the leader of his riders to slow down.
"Khalil, you know the drill. I'll prepare our defences and when you're ready, take out the elven archer and the armoured man first... Prioritise the peacock Elf!"
At about a hundred feet distant, standing on opposing rising dunes, the two groups stop and a whisper floats over into Fortu's ear.
"Greetings stranger. Are there any Wizards in your group? Any Priests? Any Elves?"
Initially confused by the subtle murmur, the tall Human looks around to see where the voice is coming from but on realising that he's alone in hearing it, tentatively responds.
"No, no and yes. What's it got to do with you though?"
Moody doesn't bother responding. He already knew the answers, he was just wasting time while he prepares his second spell and Khalil marshals his highly trained horsemen.
Conjuring up a powerful wind to whip up the sand in front of them, Moody's unsurprised when the Elf fires an arrow directly at him. It's a perfect shot but rather than flinch, the Wizard smiles bitterly. Every Wizard knows that a clever archer will always target them and therefore every Wizard quickly learns to defend against them. His 'Wall of wind' is a simple but effective defence from this vantage point.
Moody smiles again as he watches his eight mounted guards race down the gentle slope before charging up the sandy incline. Their exquisite, small horses bred for this very purpose, split up and race in two perfectly spaced lines, thundering toward their designated targets...
Wednesday, 7 June 2023
Sunday, 4 June 2023
July Dates
Saturday, 3 June 2023
One for All
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